Tuesday, January 10, 2006

CUBA!

Top ten things I loved about Cuba:

10.


The beach was beautiful and just because it's number ten, doesn't mean I enjoyed it the least out of all them - it's just the beach becomes so regular and an everyday part of any activity you have, you just get use to it.








9.

The wildlife - so many conches in the ocean, plus falcons in the sky, horses on the road, wild dogs on the beach and crabs that do little stand offs with you before the scurry into their burrows. I felt like I should have been commentating on all the wildlife I saw with a british accent, hehe.






8.

NEW YEARS! Drinking away, counting down, drinking some more, dancing, falling asleep by the pool at 2am, waking up at 4am, looking for my brother, and finally falling asleep in my bed by 4:30. AND still got up at 9:30am the next morning and lounged on the beach! That's called stamina bitches!






7.

Sooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuch drinking!
Dos cervazas porvavor...yeahyeahyeah pour some more











6.
The men. You can't really see him, but the dance instructor here (sex tight and toned guy in the white bandana, squatting... *wipes drool*) was walking sex in my mind. One of the most goregous men I've ever met; so goregous I even went a little stalkerish by taking this and other pictures...






5.
Making people jealous. Don't be snide but in all honesty, you either wish you were doing me or were me and don't lie. This picture is HOOOOOOOT and I won't play it down as anything else but SMOKIN' HOT! :)









4.

The Culture and...


















3.

Culture Shock! That's a movie theatre in the village righ next to the resort. The play the movie on the white side of that building and the smaller shack is the projection booth. But I don't know if they show movies anymore...

Without a doubt, number 4 & 3 were the highlights of my trip...







2.




















Friends made. On the top (clockwise) is my brother, Sarah (hidden), Sebastian, Marissa and Leigh-Ann. They truly made my trip a vacation - nice and relaxing! You guys are missed! And on the right is the adorable and perfect Christian. Honestly, has anyone ever seen a kid as cute as this? BE HONEST! Cuz I don't think you have. He followed me and my brother around for most of the week there but he was completely welcome. Just a sweet kid, plain and simple.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE NUMBER ONE THING I LOVED ABOUT CUBA!

1.

TOWEL VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















If all of these pictures still have you wondering if I had a good time in Cuba, allow the bottom picture to answer that question:

Horseback riding...on the beach...during sunset...in Cuba *sigh*

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love it!!!! and towel vagina's so made this trip worth it. Me and Leigh were wondering how comes we didn't get any, then they surprised us with them the last nite in Cuba. *sigh* wonderful Cuba. But, next stop, MEXICO!!! muahaahahahaha. Love you pumpkin! Tell the pendaho I'll backhand him anytime, anyplace...grrr. *kisses* Marissa a.k.a. the Jungle Queen/Bonita Cubana

Anonymous said...

Darek, you are so hawt in picture number 5. I would totally do you, right there, on that tree. SOOO delicious. Too bad you don't like me that way. Hehe. -Chinese Inc.

monkey said...

:( post cannonball pics.

BOOOOOOOOBBBBBIIIESSSS picture plz.

ana said...

it is tomorrow.
still no cannonball. jesus. didn't you like finish homework early or something?

:P