NO KIDS FOR ME! RAVENOUS, LIFE-FORCE SUCKING MONSTERS! First they start off as the best thing in the world - an orgasm. Then fear - because you're girlfriend, wife, mistress, and if you're in kentucky your cousin slash sister slash wife is late and comes a knockin' on your door! THEN, if you have a soul, you put all your dreams on hold and help your woman with all the pain she will endure for the next 9 agonizing months of her life.
9 MONTHS OF VOMITTING, SORE BREASTS, SORE BACK, SORE EVERYTHING, ONLY TO HAVE IT END WITH WATER POURING OUT OF HER HOO-HOO AND THEN ANYWHERE FROM 4-48 HOURS OF LABOUR!
AND THEN NO SEX FOR 6 WEEKS AFTER! INSANITY!
Then you have to raise the little monsters and God forbid you get pregnant soon after...
And then...
aww
but like I was saying....
AWWW
right...children...good for nothi...
AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seems like I was saying something...something about children...
9 MONTHS OF VOMITTING, SORE BREASTS, SORE BACK, SORE EVERYTHING, ONLY TO HAVE IT END WITH WATER POURING OUT OF HER HOO-HOO AND THEN ANYWHERE FROM 4-48 HOURS OF LABOUR!
AND THEN NO SEX FOR 6 WEEKS AFTER! INSANITY!
Then you have to raise the little monsters and God forbid you get pregnant soon after...
And then...
aww
but like I was saying....
AWWW
right...children...good for nothi...
AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seems like I was saying something...something about children...
AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TWELVE OF EACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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