Carrying on, below is a list of quotes I've heard in various movies, shows, people and myself that I've come to hold close to my heart:
"A true friend will stab you in the front" - Oscar Wilde
"Looks like someone's got a case of the s'poseduhs" Teacher from the Simpsons
"Past instances in which I pretended to be your friend were fraudulent!" Homer Simpson
"Last week, I talked Cameron Diaz out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said that Orange was the new Pink was seriously disturbed" Elle Woods from Legally Blonde
"It's UterUS, not uterYOU!" Homer Simpson
"Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher" Teacher from the Simpsons
"Well, we'll show him, especially for that purplemonkeydishwasher comment" Edna Krabapel
"Do you love her?"
"I don't know"
"Then you don't Tim" - from the movie Imaginary Heroes
"These were the best years of our life. At least that's what they told us. Personally, I hated high school. I hated all of you and I hope you all rot in hell" - Validictorian from Imaginary Heroes
"It was 96.9 'cuz when I went to fill up, it was 96.9, so it's 96.9" - Ashorina
"Stutterd short and uptight, Pull me out from inside" - the song 'Colorblind' by the Counting Crows
"Well I won't eat in front of you anymore...cuz you know, you're eating dust and lint, aren't you?"
"YES! Is that what you wanted to hear?" Me to Ana, after I contemplated what I was having for lunch one day.
"Pay...pay attention to me. Pay...pay attention to me." - Brendan
"It's spankin' season, and I gots me some hankerin' for some spankerin'!" - Homer Simpson
"Well then...it's just something we're going to have to work on. "
"Should I have told you?"
"Yes. It's somthing we'll just have to work on...Darciu, you broke my heart" - my Mom, after I came out to her.