Here you see pictured the ridonkously beauty known simply but eloquently as "Jen". I recently received a phone call from this exquisite beauty wishing me a Happy Birthday.
Now before this wonderful surprise, I asked "Who is this?" because Jen gave me the "It's Me" on the phone, which she is completely entitled to. Followed with a Happy Birthday and a "I miss you; but I think you don't miss me as much as I miss you!". I was shocked.
How could I not miss Jen? One of my bestest friends, knows pretty much everything about me, same on my end about her. But the truth is, I know a bajillion "Jens". It really is hard keeping track of everyone of them. To prove my point, I shall list them all with a funny little something beside each:
Jennifer "Jen" Gayagoy - Best friend of 19 years now - convinced she suffers from ADD, she remembers NOTHING.
Jennifer "Jenn" Stapleton - Vegan fellow engineer. Stupid Vegans.
Jennifer "Jen" Assal - I've talked to her twice. She's Egyptian
Jennifer "Jen" Lee - She's CHINESE INCORPORATED!
Jennie "Jennie" Nickerson - Not a "Jen" but close enough
Jennifer "Jen" Tung - She's a ho. A big one.
Jennifer "Jen" Shaw - I worked with her. She's a terrible BUT hilarious drunk.
Jennifer "Jenn" Trieu - She's Peter's girlfriend. She thinks I'll date Jamie.
And last but not least:
Jennifer "Jen" C. (can't spell last anymore) - She has a lot of hair. A LOT.
So you see!!!! That's 9 individuals all with the same bloody name. Of course I'm going to be confused!
P.S. - BRENDAN ROCKS! He got me "Clone High Season One" on DVD. AND he's dating Jen C - coincedence? I don't think so!
P.S.S. - RYAN ROCKS JUST AS MUCH AS BREN! RIVERDANCE! WOOT!