Monday, June 19, 2006

Friendy's - THE B-MAN WAY


I don't know why this one took so long to come to mind but then Bren was gone for a week - and I was at a loss. Hanging out with Jen was fun...but something was missing, there was no sass mouth, no shaking of the head at my terrible jokes - there just wasn't any sunshine.

But then Bren came back and called ME! ME! What was I doing he asked, well I'm going to see Nacho Libre and so are you and I'm buying you and Jen's tickets just to make sure you guys can get there and into the theatre.

So, here you go Big Guy, heart heart heart and BFFF, the top 5 reasons Brendan is not only the man, but the B-MAN!

5. He makes comics about me:

I may have asked for it but he delivered! View full to read it and laugh your ass off. DINGER!!! Marvelous!

I was feeling all blue after learning I had to get my kidney removed and look what this big lug of a guy does, well shucks! Does it matter that I asked for it? NOPE - Anything that feeds Darek's ego is a good thing. And Brendan knows this.


4. He lives close by. Like 5 minutes away. And I don't mean 5 minutes in Central Asian Time which means a half hour; down the road and make a right! So many friendships are destroyed because of distance so the opposite must be that so little friendships are NOT destroyed because of distance; this rings true for Bren and I. You need a ride buddy? NO PROBLEMO KIMO SABE!

3. Rexie. Brendan has the coolest.dog.ever.

And side note to everyone reading. Look at Rexie here and now scroll up to the first picture of Bren - now scroll back down and once more back to Bren.
Resemblence? Maybe they are one in the same : Which only makes sense, Bren cannot be cooler than Rexie and at the same time Rexie cannot be cooler than Bren. *Whispers Alleulia*
2. He knew the only reason I liked FeFe Dobson was because she was black. The conversation was like this:
Me: "Oh, I'm starting to like her" *Bye Bye Boyfriend playing in the car*
Bren: "She's just pop with a electric guitar rep (or rev or rip I don't know guitar lingo) playing in the background"
Me: "Still, I can dance to her and she writes her own lyrics"
*Split second of awkward silence*
Me: "PLUS she's black and sings rock"
Bren: "I KNEW IT! OH GOD, I WAS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THAT, I KNEW THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU LIKE HER!"
Me: "You satisfied?"
Bren: "Yes"
1. Who else would use their sense of smell, for 20 minutes, under a christmas tree, along with Yungsiow and I, to locate the mysterious "pot" smell and then...fart.
For all these reasons and many more, Brendan is this week's winner of the Friendy's!
Heart heart heart and BFFF big guy

1 comment:

Bren said...

*clap*... *clap*... *clap*. you brought a tear to my eye, my friend. for a while i thought i was not worthy of the coveted friendy blog.

*gestures heart sign*