Time To Say Goodbye

Saying goodbye is such hard thing to do. You say it when you want to end something, when you don’t want it to return, when you know you shouldn’t have it return to you. I was always fond of the saying “No, not a Goodbye but a See You Later” but this time it really is goodbye. For how long, I don’t know, hopefully for a while, if I have the willpower and courage, hopefully forever. But here it goes:

Goodbye Wendy’s Big Bacon Classic. You have no idea how hard this is for me to say, how much I truly love you, how much I am going to miss you. No don’t say it, for if you beg me to come back, I won’t have the willpower to say no. I really do LOVE you Big Bacon Classic and it’s because of this, that I have to let you go. You are such a tasty burger. Not a delicious burger. Not a great burger. These words are meaningless when said about you – you are tasty. You are the burger that I am always up for, that burger I could eat right after a Thanksgiving meal, that burger that makes me smile. That burger I wish I could buy in bulk, just rip open a bag of you, and pop one into my mouth. In Polish we have a word that best describes you – SMACZNY, pronounced Smah-Chne – just yummy. You will be sorely missed Big Bacon Classic.

From now on, I’m only going to be buying your healthier cousins – the salads, but know that while I eat my bowl of lettuce and cold pre-cubed chicken chunks, I will be thinking of you, always thinking of you.