Saturday, March 04, 2006

The Friendy's

So the winner of this week's 'Friendy's' is Mima! Or as her name is pronounced on her voicemail: "MIIIIIIIMMMMMMMAAAAAAA"

And well deserved! So why has Mima won this round? Let's go through the many many reasons why Mima is my friend and why I like her.

1. She lowers my Kinsey number; ok, she lowers it by decimal points, but she still lowers it. I'm a 6.0, but when I'm around Mima I'm a 5.99995 or there abouts. The girl ALWAYS looks flawless - like no matter where we go. Montana's? Backyard BBQ? the corner of uggy and stank? FLAWLESS.

2. It could be months in between visits with this girl and I will never get the "hey, how's it goin?" *looks away because she really doesn't care* look. She makes direct eye contact, hugs for dear life (and not that "butt sticking out" hug either) stops blinking when she asks how I've been, and will smile and wait for my response. I can't simply tell her "nuttin' much, you?" I have to make anything I've done recently seem so elaborate, because SHE puts in the effort in asking, I gotta put in the effort for telling.

3. The girl is STACKED!
Like Christ Almighty. Even I can't help but stare and I just hope she doesn't notice. They alone drop my kinsey number to 5.9
We call this girl Blessed, y'all.
4. I can talk to her about any topic, no matter the setting. With Bren and Jen, certain topics, must be discussed within the confines of a house setting, or relatively empty bar (or 'bah'). With Mima, while eating delicious Peach Cobbler at Montana's we talked about, IN order: Goregous men, good sex, penis size, how men suck, penis size, kinky shit we've done with guys, again how men suck and then stressing that size doesn't matter, but extra anything is always a nice bonus. This delicious meal was then taken to Chapters where we looked up sex books and giggled away at the photos. Oh and laughed at the middle aged Indian man looking in the erotica section.
5. We both like Dead Like Me.
And for all these reasons and many more than I can't quite recall - Mima is the second winner of the sorta weekly Friendy's!


Miiiiimmmmma said...

oh my little darek, how you sum me up in a few short paragrahs. Exposing the world to the real MIIIIMMMMMMMMMMAAAAA. Im glad my rack got a paragraph and point of its own, because we all know how faboulous it is. Anyways doll, remember you are the best, love talking about the lighter things in life. keep up the good work!!! Cheers!

ana said...

wow. that's a lot of boob.

Yerv said...