Awwwwwww

So this blog is all about cute things or more specifically, things I find so adorable that if you don't, I recommend you seek a mental help professionial.

First up on the list, Ms. Piggy! My joy aka my hamster. She's so cute! And no, the way I'm holding her has nothing to do with how fat her cheeks look, they really were that big when I took this picture; so big in fact, that the cheek on the right expanded to just behind her adorable little head. But her cuteness also lies in the sounds she makes, she squeaks and nibbles on everything, think of an old lady secretary, wearing little glasses resting on her nose, wearing a shawl that's connected by a metal chain, typing away on a typewriter - that's how my hamster sounds when she eats. Thank you Jamie for that analogy.


Second on the list - Chinchillas aka the pet I plan on getting when I move out on my own and hopefully find my calling in the world. Also, I want one so I can name it Chinny Or Chilly. Or Chilly-Chin (just thought of that one!)
But yes, not only are these adorable creatures a mixture of guinea pig and rabbit and hamster, they bathe in dust! DUST!
And that fat adorable body! Awwww, I want 12 already!




Like honestly. This isn't funny anymore. I mean the macho-est guy on the planet could not have stopped himself from just saying a little "Aw". I think what makes this one picture so damn cute is that you can't see the kitten's paws or legs for that matter. It just looks like a soft cuddly log of kitten. Like when it wakes up, it's gonna inch it's way to you like an earthworm. Don't you just wanna sleep on this?!

And last but not least, ME! Now some of you might be absolutely stunned by how enormous my ego is with me having a blog about how adorable I think I am. But damn it, we need more positive reaffirmation about OURSELVES in this world. Too much crap about how too fat we are, or too skinny or too hairy or too whatever. I have a positive outlook about my apperance and my personality; and try hard not to believe that someone is too good for me or outta my league. I'm adorable and know it honey!

Ok maybe that kitten is cuter than I...